Why Vote For Me?

Unlike most other candidates in this election, I’m not going to ramble on telling you stories about how much I’ve done for the community, how many people’s hands I’ve shaken, or how I’ll personally bulldoze your neighbor’s ugly fence if I am elected.

I am standing in this election because you pay too much tax. Tax that is wasted in the inner workings of Australia’s massive bureaucracy, spent on frivolous projects, or used to bribe voters.

I am standing because I am fed up with public servants constantly telling Australian citizens what is best for us, and how we should run our own lives.

If you believe you should make your own choices, and accept the responsibility for your own actions, then you should vote for me, because all the other candidates just want to run your life in a slightly different way.